✿ MAPOF ✿

Last updated by MooMoo on 7/31/14: added 1 new

I got this idea from one of my favorite YouTubers, nigahiga! Click here for his hilarious video on MAPOTI, Most Annoying People On The Internet.

While you’re at it, check out iiSuperwomanii’s video series of “Annoying People” by clicking here! The content is a bit more mature, but equally funny.

This page is dedicated to MAPOF, or Most Annoying People on Fantage 🙂

If you took this offensively, then you didn’t understand the purpose of this page. It’s for all of us (sane people) to have a laugh about some of the most ridiculous things that have become a trend on Fantage. Don’t feel insulted if you do one of these things, you’re not alone.

Warning: If you get butthurt easily and are incapable of taking a joke, do not proceed. This content may be too sarcastic for you.

The Star Cafe Gangsters – NEW

Ah, the Star Cafe: home to a diverse ecosystem of every single MAPOF person you can imagine. If Natural Selection happened on Fantage, this would be the first ecosystem to become extinct, due to the overwhelmingly large population of idiots.

I will never understand why the disgusting people on Fantage chose the Star Cafe, of all other places, as their nasty little hangout.

All usernames are crossed out as an act of courtesy, to save its owners from embarrassment.

And if it’s not the nasty people occupying the Star Cafe, it’s the sassy drama queens. I swear, 75% of what they say are acronyms (lol, kk, smh, brb, weba, ouo, owo, omo, e ei, o oi, TnT, brd, idc), 20% is acting (ll wugz ll), and the rest is actual speaking (most of which is unintelligible).

 

The prize, however, goes to this girl.

*slow clapping*

The Over-Enthusiastic Orphan

You know what type of Fantagians I’m talking about, you can’t visit Downtown in a full server without seeing at least 5 of them.

These Fantagians stand there for who knows how long, repeating the message “[insert family member here] needed!” over and over again.

Some of them dress quite plainly, just testing the waters of this ridiculous trend. But some, oh boy, some go the extra distance of dressing up in baby clothing, to catch the eye of possible dads or “mwommies.”

Over-Enthusiastic Orphans of Fantage, I have but two questions to ask you.

1. What does one do once one acquires a “mwommy”/dad/”swissy”/daughter/nanny? Considering that Fantage censors out half the stuff we say, and the multi-player games offered aren’t exactly the most exciting things in the world, I cannot fathom what you do to “bond” as a family.
2. Do you feel insecure with your real family, and therefore feel the urge to adopt a second family (who are complete strangers) in a virtual world? If so, this worries me greatly.

The Single-and-Desperate-to-Mingle

If people in Downtown aren’t Over-Enthusiastic Orphans asking for family members, then they are the Single-and-Desperate-to-Mingle, begging for “ones”/”wuns”/”baes”/whatever ridiculous term is used nowadays.

I really do not blame this generation’s constant urge to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, considering the influence from TV, books, magazines, etc. But to see people THIS desperate? Holding “tryouts”?? Asking other people if you’re cute??

And then, once they finally find their “wun” (which probably took only 60 seconds but oh well), they probably immediately race to the Friendship Bracelet booth, grab a Teddy Bear bracelet, hurriedly put it on (as if they are a newly-married couple putting on their wedding rings) and then proceed to parade their “engagement” proudly by standing together for the world to see.

 
Usernames are crossed out as an act of courtesy, to save its owners from embarrassment.

I have only one question for these people: Do you think this is how you find love in real life?

Hi, Draco has a message for you ❤

The Vintage Gold Mannequin

In case you didn’t know, the “value” or “rarity” of an item no longer existed after Trade n’ Sell closed and Vintage Gold opened: if you can’t trade, then it doesn’t matter if you have the rarest items, you can’t put a value on something you can’t sell. And of course, once an item is put for sale at Vintage Gold, since it is available to everyone, it loses its value and rarity.

However, some people appear not to understand this concept. So, they pack on as MANY items that used to be “rare” as possible from Vintage Gold, and parade themselves around like–you guessed it–a store mannequin.

Every single item worn by the girl on the left has been sold at Vintage Gold at least once, I checked. Click here for our All Vintage Gold Items page.

But oh no, this isn’t all. Not only do they parade themselves around, they think they are absolutely fantastic. They talk down at you, deriving their confidence from their oh-so-fab clothing.

The Eclipse

Science lesson! There are two types of eclipses. A solar eclipse (left) is when the moon obstructs our view of the sun. A lunar eclipse (right) is when the Earth’s shadow covers the moon completely. Both require the perfect alignment of the sun, Earth, and moon, and are fairly rare occurances.

 

They are quite pretty. But not if it’s used to describe people on Fantage.

These are the people who purposely annoy you by covering (“eclipsing”) your Fantagian up and talking over your speech bubble, pretty much giving the message “shut up, I’m more important and you’re scum.”

 

Seriously, these people need to watch Madagascar 1 some day, because they need to “MOVE IT MOVE IT.” Just who do you think you are???

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Hope you enjoyed what I have so far and even had a laugh or two! I’m just so glad I got to say all that out loud, because I don’t know about you, but I’ve had enough of this. Can you think of any other examples of MAPOF? Comment your ideas!

If you’re looking for more laughs, check our our Memes page for equally funny humor!